Musicals

Titanique

Duration

2 hrs 5 mins

Age Limit

Strictly for 14+ yrs

Experience the hilarious magic of Titanic and Céline Dion in the award-winning splash hit, Titanique. Get ready to laugh your iceberg off!

Great for

Fans of Céline Dion | Titanic enthusiasts | Musical comedy lovers

4.7/5(325)

Cara C

Couple

Verified booking

Last week

The show was a spectacular parody of the film Titanic, filled with surprising and enjoyable spoofs on the characters and storyline. It was hysterically crass with fabulously overt LGBTQ references that continued to mock the film. We haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!

Samuel T

Couple

Verified booking

Jun 2026

We had an absolutely fabulous time at Titanic. It was great for us. Canadians. We felt a lot of national pride and Céline Dion while chuckling laughing and having a fantastic time, the comedy was great. The singing was great. The performers were great a real class. I highly recommend. Just prior to the intermission we even had a cameo from William Hansen. What a riot. Everyone was laughing, hilariously a great addition to the show temporarily.

Henrique X

Group

Verified booking

May 2026

Titanique might be the most fun I’ve had at the theatre in years. Okay, so I went in not really knowing what to expect, and I came out with a sore stomach from laughing. Let me try to do it justice. It’s a piss-take of a massive blockbuster, basically, performed by a cast who can absolutely sing...which is the thing that makes it work. It’s not just silly for the sake of silly. These people have proper voices, and they’re using them to do completely ridiculous things, and the gap between “wow they’re genuinely incredible” and “what am I even watching” is where most of the laughs live. The pacing is mad. And there are all these little references to real-life stuff dropped in that had the whole room howling!!! I won’t say what, because half the fun is clocking them yourself :))) I’m not going to spoil anything. There were bits I was still thinking about on the tube home. You’ll see. Look, if you like musicals, or you just want a night where your face hurts from grinning, go.

Michael M

Couple

Verified booking

May 2026

Let's start with the theatre -The Criterion- which is beautiful, not too bg and, unusually, underground !! Staff were great. The show itself is amazing. My wife and I went as a 46th wedding anniversary treat and we have never laughed so much in ages. The plot is totally bizzare but brilliant. The cast are incredible, especially Astrid who plays Celine Dion and the all have amazing voices. The band-all live-are incredible and the sound quality/production is excellent. We came out of teh theatre buzzing. We cannot stop telling people that they must see it !!!

When the music of Céline Dion makes sweet Canadian love with the eleven-time Oscar®-winning film Titanic, you get TITANIQUE.

The Olivier Award-winning musical comedy is bursting with nostalgia, non-stop laughs and killer vocals. Featuring all your favourite Céline Dion hits, including My Heart Will Go On, All by Myself and To Love You More, all backed by a sensational live band.

Celebrated as ‘The West End’s Funniest Musical’ (Smooth Radio), Titanique is brilliant and bonkers fun. ‘If you love the film Titanic or Céline Dion, you’ll love Titanique. Hell, if you couldn’t care less about them, you’ll love it’ (Mail on Sunday).

It’s the musical that’s making hearts go on… and on, so get on board as this ship of dreams is one voyage you simply can’t miss!

The story

Titanique takes one of the greatest love stories of all time and flips it hilariously on its head. As Jack and Rose's epic love finds itself in the throes of Céline Dion's heartfelt music, you're taken on a fantastical journey that's as funny as it is moving. But remember, nothing on earth could come between Jack and Rose, except Céline Dion.

These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.

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What our guests say
Cara C
Couple
Verified booking
Last week
The show was a spectacular parody of the film Titanic, filled with surprising and enjoyable spoofs on the characters and storyline. It was hysterically crass with fabulously overt LGBTQ references that continued to mock the film. We haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!
Steven S
Couple
Verified booking
Yesterday
Titanique was one of the best plays we have seen. The music was excellent and combined with cutting edge humor and parody of Titanic made it a triple treat! In addition the theatre itself was comfortable and more intimate than we are used to in the US with great leg room.
Deborah M
Group
Verified booking
2 days ago
The show was side splittingly hilarious. We were all crying with laughter. The performance was brilliant!I I m in no way a Celine Dion fan, but this show was class
Bailea P
Solo
Verified booking
3 weeks ago
The talent was incredible and made the experience great. The jokes were really funny and I like how the audience was engaged.
Richard C
Couple
Verified booking
2 weeks ago
The actors gave excellent performances!! Since English is our second language, we missed a few of the local jokes!!

Show details

Genre: Musical

Audience: Strictly for 14+

Theatre name: Criterion Theatre

Find the best seats in the house with the Criterion Theatre seating plan.

Theatre facilities: Toilets, bar, gift shop

Theatre accessibility: Accessible toilets, assistance dogs allowed, wheelchair spaces available in all sections except Balcony

Dress code: Smart casual

Cast & crew

Leading roles: Stephen Guarino as Ruth, Rob Houchen as Jack, Kat Ronney as Rose,

Charlotte Wakefield as Molly Brown and Layton Williams as The Iceberg

Book and lyrics: Marla Mindelle, Constantine Rousouli, and Alex Timbers

Direction: Tye Blue

Additional tips

Most theatres are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.

Age Restriction: 14+ recommendation with strictly no admittance for under 12s due to strong language and sexual references. Viewer’s discretion is advised.

Latecomers may not be admitted until a suitable break in the performance.

This theater reserves the right to remove patrons without offering a refund when they engage in drunken or disruptive behavior. Please be respectful of staff and fellow audience members during your visit and allow the professional cast to do all the singing and talking during the show.

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