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Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story Tickets

Duration

2 hr 30 min

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return to London with Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story, a wickedly funny festive night out.

    • A no-holds-barred panto twist on one of the world’s most famous fairy tales, this outrageous comedy is strictly for grown-ups in London this season.

    • Starring Matthew Baldwin, hailed as “sublime” (Guardian) and “wonderful” (Time Out), the show brings back the city’s best-loved dame for another riotous run. Expect bawdy songs, daft frocks, and a frosty Scottish village setting

    • Running at the Charing Cross Theatre, this festive comedy is already a critics’ favorite. Book tickets to Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story in London for the cheekiest Christmas!

    The story

    In the snow-covered Scottish village of Lickmanochers, Bertie, a sheltered mummy’s boy, finds himself imprisoned by a brooding aristocrat with impeccable body hair and a castle begging for renovation. As passions rise with the snow, the villagers, outrageous costumes, and bawdy songs turn this so-called love story upside down. Will Bertie discover freedom, love, or something far more scandalous? The beastly secret awaits…

  • These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.

  • Show details

    Categories: Pantomime, Comedy, Off West End, Christmas, Pantomime

    Audience: Suitable for 18+ yrs

    Theater name: Charing Cross Theatre

    Find the best seats in the house with Charing Cross Theatre seating plan

    Theater facilities: restrooms, bar

    Theater accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, step-free access

    Dress code: Smart casual

    Cast & crew

    • Leading roles: Matthew Baldwin as The Dame

    • Director: Andrew Beckett

    • Book: Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper

    • Music and lyrics: Jon Bradfield

    Additional info

    • This show is suitable for ages 18 years and above.

    • Content warning: The show is sexually suggestive, irreverent, and explicitly not suitable for children.

    • Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!

    • Most theaters are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.

  • You will receive an email with your Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story tickets voucher. No need to print. Please carry a valid Photo Id for identification.

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